What if Benedict and I dump ice water over our heads at the same time and cause a rift in the time space continuum and suddenly I’m Kelley in Benedict Cumberbatch’s body and he’s Benedict in Kelley’s body and someone’s like, “Hey, Benedict, it’s time to go to work.” and I’m like OMG I CAN’T ACT and at the same time Benedict’s freaking out because he can’t draw.
“NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Sherlock shouted when he saw John looking at an old photo album. “What?” John asked turning to the next page, “OH MY GOD!” he exclaimed when he saw the photo of Sherlock in the late eighties. “Ok you’ve seen it, now can you please delete it from your memory, I can teach you,” Sherlock offered. “YOU HAD A MULLET!” John said closing the album and grinning like the cat that caught the canary. “Please don’t tell anyone, I was young and stupid and Mycroft said I would look cool.”
*CHOKES ON AIR*~♥
- the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
- it’s Steve’s idea
#and Tony’s just like FU THIS IS MY LIFE NOW I GUESS#And spends all day in the workshop#trying to find a way to switch them back#and Steve feels kind of bad about it#but not enough to tell him the truth#Clint almost blows it#when he forgets that he’s supposed to be Natasha#and wanders into the kitchen the next morning belching#and scratching his junk#Tony eventually finds out#because he thinks Steve is Bruce-in-Steve’s-body#and admits he’s nuts about Steve#and Steve is all WHY HAVEN’T YOU EVER TOLD ME? I MEAN HIM. STEVE. WH Y HAVEN’T YOU TOLD STEVE?!?#And Tony’s all like#Well maybe if he didn’t FUCK WITH ME#And make me miss most of a week of work#trying to figure out a cure to a PRACTICAL GODDAMN JOKE#Meanwhile Rhodey and Bucky have been pretending to be each other#and just mocking each other in the background#Lookit me lookit me WINTER IS COMING BITCHES#OH YEAH WELL I’M A WALKING FOURTH OF JULY DECORATION (via)
John and Stephen tell the same story, and they spliced them together. Yup, I can picture it and am not the least bit surprised.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
