wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom
HERE IT IS
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
mindchildofmadness submits:
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
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i might get a juicer.
I used to play Rifts and this post did not produce the image in my mind that it should have.
No one knows what I’m talking about, do they?
Nope, no one knows wtf I’m on about!
Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rifts_(role-playing_game)
Oh god. My husband knows EXACTLY what you’re talking about.
HURRAH! That makes me unreasonably happy.
I think he still has the books around here somewhere. Somewhere near the Conspiracy X, Blue Planet and Traveller ones.
OMG!
I have a handful of rifts books over on the RPG shelf…
I’m weird, I just liked playing human badasses