When you start a series from the beginning and pretend all of the bad things aren’t going to happen
Torchwood
uuummm do you know any good stripper!lock fics??
I do, yes! (sorry this is like a million years later)
- Disco Stick by Ishmael – stripper Sherlock
- Ladies’ Night by unknownsister – Stripper John <3
- With a Twist by bendingsignpost (read Chapter 8)
- Too Much Glitter by janto321 (FaceofMer) – Sherlock getting jealous after John gets a lap dance and then giving him his own version, you know what i mean
- A Study in Sensuality (or, That Johnlock Gif Story) by MojoFlower – pole dancer Sherlock (this is extremely pornographic fyi like there are gifs lol)
- the Stripper John tag on my blog has a lot of ficlets in it too <3
Wait.. I’m on the same rec list as Disco Stick and A Study in Sensuality?
*flaily hands*
(it’s strippers, that requires the glitter gif)