All these new yorkers with random weapons in their trunks just takingon the sharks
Because New York
I could stream shark attack 3 when this is over, if anyone wants
And now Tara Reid has a saw hand. Please kill her off so he can get with Vivica a fox
Heroic speeh followed by chainsawing a shark in half. Beautiful.
I just pointed at the TV and cackled at the shark front moving up the coast
OH NO A THIRD TWISTER. A DOUBLE SHARKNADO IS HEADING SOUTH. WE’RE SO FUCKED
“It’s a storm of Biblical proportions!” Remember? When that Sharknado hit Bethlehem? New Testament? It’s like that.
Came right off the Sea of Galilee, yeah? that one?
OH NO A THIRD TWISTER. A DOUBLE SHARKNADO IS HEADING SOUTH. WE’RE SO FUCKED
The only thing that would make this movie better would be a random john barrowman cameo, but I know that isn’t gonna happen.