So  yeah, a certain couple of you guys made me want to write sharkstiel porn, so here you go:

New Year’s Eve – Jack wants Sam and Castiel inside him to ring in the new year.

teaser below the cut

hey hadn’t made it to midnight. Of course, that was bound to happen when the drinking started sometime in the late afternoon and had quickly graduated from beer to harder things. Also watching Jack Harkness try to drink Castiel under the table was enough to end up with Dean passed out in a chair in the corner, bottle still held loosely in his hand while Sam perched in Jack’s lap kissing him sloppily.

Sam came up for air to tug at Castiel’s hand. “He’ll be fine. Why don’t you come over here,” he giggled a bit and grabbed at his ass.

Jack nibbled at Sam’s neck. “I know something we could do.”

Sam grinned. “Whatever it is, Jack, I bet it’s filthy.”

“You twenty-first century humans,” smiling ruined the effect as Jack rolled his eyes. He deposited Sam on the floor and wrapped his arms around Castiel’s waist. “I want both you and Sam inside of me.”

Castiel looked at him and frowned.  "Sam is statistically larger than average. I am uncertain this is wise.“

Jack gave him a grin. "Believe me angel-baby, I’m quite capable of taking both of you.”

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jazzforthecaptain:

I kind of want to call Sam/Jack/Cas Sharkstiel. Poor Sam only gets one letter, but it conjures up quite the mental image of blood and mayhem.

I mean, imagine that conversation:

“So what do you ship?”

“I ship Sharkstiel.” [ dramatic electric guitar chord ]

I also approve of this ship name and might have to start using it in every day conversation.

Also, don’t forget, barrowman was totally in Shark Attack 3, with that immortal line..