I was inspired by the hostess shenanigans to write some rpf of John and Scott roleplaying a pilot and a stewardess

Virgin Atlantic – John’s got his hands on a stewardess uniform and he’s convinced Scott to put on the pilot uniform.

teaser below the cut

John leaned on the counter and adjusted the scarf around his neck. He was wearing the stewardess uniform, red and tight, riding up his thighs. On his feet were matching red heels. “This is ridiculous,” muttered Scott through the door.

“Oh come on, Tottie it’ll be fun.” John fixed his lipstick.

The door opened and Scott stepped out in his pilots uniform. He stopped and looked John slowly up and down. John put his hands on his thighs and struck a pose.

“You’re terrible.” Scott smacked his bottom.

John’s hand went to his mouth. “Oh! What are you going to do about it, Captain?”

Scott growled and caged him against the wall. “I can think of a few things.”

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