Sherlockian gothic

to-johnlock-hell-in-a-handbasket:

You
distrust women. You aren’t interested in women. You ignore women’s advances. You
speak admiringly of male beauty. Some people still don’t realise you’re gay.

Your nemesis
is called James Moriarty. His twin brother is also called James Moriarty.
Nobody questions this. It’s never twins.

Everyone
else is called John. Most of your clients are called John. Watson is called
John. His wife calls him James. You think his name might be Ormond. You wish you could call him John.

Watson marries
for the first time. Watson has been married before. Watson’s wife died. Watson’s
wife is an orphan. Watson’s wife is visiting her mother. Watson never had a
wife.

You die at
a waterfall. You’re not dead.

It’s 1895.
It has been 1895 for 121 years. It’s always 1895.