choose five otps without looking at the questions in the read more first, then tag five people .

I was tagged by feverpitchfiasco

And I am tagging — hums-happily, eveningsoother, jqhnlock, greencarnations and awabubbles

Ok, so my OTPs are:

1) Mystrade

2) Johnlock

3) Janto

4) Stucky

5) Harkstiel

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

Hah, it’s not something that’s ever come to pass on screen  (sadly). It’s jazzforthecaptain. It’s ALL jazzforthecaptain. I don’t remember which thing she did that actually got me on that wagon, but probably it was art. Actually I’m pretty sure it’s art and I sit here and think about it, I think it was this one.

2. Have you even read fanfiction about 2?

hahahahaha. I mean. Uh. Yes. A little. 

3. Has a picture of 4 been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

Nope, not yet, sorry.

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today what would your reaction?

Oh, oh god, that’s ironic…..

5. Why is 1 so important?

It’s my comfort ship. IT’s johnlock with a bit less drama but equally interesting personalities. 

6. Is 4 a funny or serious ship?

To me stucky is a bit more serious, but they can have fun too.

7. Out of all the ships listed which ship has the most chemistry?

Well, hell, since 2 of 5 haven’t actually been together… My gut instinct is the johnlock, but the others have their chemistry too. 

8. Out of all the ships which ship has the strongest bond?

Hmmm. I’m gonna say stucky, because with all they’ve been through, it’s canon just how much they mean to each other.

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

All the goddamn time.

10. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

Oh many times, off and on through the centuries. One thing about a couple of immortals getting together…

11. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

Well, at least half of 3 would…  Actually my money would be on 1, just because Mycroft has ways of doing things…

12. Did 4 have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Well given that the 1930s and 40s weren’t know for their embrace of gay culture, I’d say yes.

13. Is 5 still together?

Sure.

14. Is 1 canon?

No, and honestly? I don’t want it to be. I like my fanon.

15. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

Oooh, that’s tough. Jack and Cas do have an unfair advantage though. It would be a scrappy fight all the way around I think.

16. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

I’m sure several people have. John Hart, probably, at some point.

17. Which ships would you defend to death and beyond?

ALL

18. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

Yup

19. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

Sorry janto. I’ve already more or less had time to get over that one anyway ><