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wetwareproblem:

spooky-holtz:

growlandpounce:

scullymosshart:

lady-fett:

eternal-nova:

joshpeck:

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?”
“I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

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the signs as things in the undercover boss: starkiller base skit

Aries: the technician that just wants her muffin
Taurus: tim the stormtrooper getting thrown through the soda machine
Gemini: kylo saying “people are going to love the new me” and then the camera panning over to the dead body behind him
Cancer: the pop up rainbow ‘sorry i killed your son! :(‘ card
Leo: “waddup matt” [kicks wrench]
Virgo: a stormtrooper calling kylo ren a punk bitch
Libra: knowing matt is kylo ren after he says “hi i’m matt”
Scorpio: getting promoted to superior officer and then getting killed by kylo immediately afterwards
Saggitarius: “THEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT ANYMORE”
Capricorn: kylo ren saying kylo ren is shredded
Aquarius: the ‘it has been zero days since our last accident’ sign
Pisces: “i see what’s in your mind. it.. is… STUPID”