Steve: Peg?
Peggy: What?
Steve: Where is my shield?
Peggy: Your bloody what?
Steve: Where is my SSSSHHHIIIIIEEEELLLLLLDD?
Peggy: I, uh, put it away!
Steve: Where?
Peggy: Why do you need to know?
Steve: I need it!
Peggy: UH-UH! Don’t you dare think of running off doing no daring-do! We planned this dance SEVENTY YEARS AGO!
Steve: The public is in danger!
Peggy: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!
Steve: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SHIELD IS, MARGARET! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Peggy: GREATER GOOD!? I AM PEGGY CARTER. I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!
things I think about:
Chris Evans thinks Steve is a virgin, but Hayley Atwell is convinced Steve and Peggy consummated their relationship.
now, you might think a disagreement of such proportions would send fandom into a tailspin. whom do you believe? MUST WE PICK SIDES? IS THIS WHAT THE PLOT OF CIVIL WAR IS REALLY ABOUT?
luckily, the answer is simple
Steve and Peggy disagree on whether or not oral counts
#‘OF COURSE ORAL SEX COUNTS AS SEX STEVE. SEX IS ITS LAST NAME.’#‘IF YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT IT’S NOT SEX’#‘WHO TOLD YOU THAT? BUCKY?’
“who told you that? bucky?” I’m dying
