Sorcerer: Hey Ian (Paladin), this guy’s last name is Mr. Cummings.
Paladin: Then he should change it to Mr. Pissing because that’s exactly what he’s going to be doing when we bust down his door.
Sorcerer (OOC): …Did you just pro-dodge my attempt to set up a dirty joke?
Paladin (OOC): I have advantage on SFW saving throws.
As a bonus action, I cast Wrathful Smite. Then I attack his masculinity.
the Paladin, getting fed up with a sexist merchant who he’s been forced to deal with for days on his own