can we please talk about this
# 1998 is a hard year for jackie # even working two jobs money is tight # (especially with rose’s gymnastic lessons # but rose loves them and jackie will sell her own kidneys to ensure she can keep attending) # and christmas is just around the corner # she looks over her books and feels ill: # she simply can’t afford to get rose any proper gift this year # and it breaks her heart # because rose is so excited # she loves christmas # keeps saying how she hopes it’ll snow this year # proper like # and christmas eve jackie is up late # worrying and hating how disappointed rose is gonna be come morning # when she wakes up to see the floor is almost empty beneath the tree # and that’s when there’s a knock at the door # she opens it # (with a baseball bat at the ready – it’s late on the estate after all) # and there’s no one there # just a red child-sized bike # with a note attached # ‘she’s gonna be fantastic’ it reads in messy loopy handwriting # ‘merry christmas’ # and normally she’d be worried about weirdos and stalkers but tonight # tonight it’s christmas eve and jackie tyler knows when not to look a gift horse in the mouth # so she hauls it inside quiet as she can # and the next morning when she’s awoken by the sound of rose crashing her new bike # into the hallway mirror # shrieking in delight the entire time # she takes a moment to say a silent thank you (via)
and now I’m crying
#oh my god#what if he just got that idea like right then#and said it to her#and then went and did it#and since their timelines aren’t parallel there’s no paradox (x)
Suddenly, however, as we neared our destination [Holmes] seated himself opposite to me—we had a first-class carriage to ourselves—and laying a hand upon each of my knees he looked into my eyes with the peculiarly mischievous gaze which was characteristic of his more imp-like moods.
“Watson,” said he, “I have some recollection that you go armed upon these excursions of ours.
The Problem of Thor Bridge, 1922 (via mistyzeo)
#STOP#YOu TWO#NEED TO STOP#consulting husbands#sherlock holmes#is that a gun in your pocket or do we have a first-class carriage to ourselves
(via toxicsemicolon)
Tiger, Can I just say that I love reading your tags on posts? Especially the ones on Martin Freeman reblogs. Those are, hands down, my favorite tags to read! Bless you lovely for saying what I’m thinking!
#Martin Freeman and rage: a love story
#Martin Freeman is in a fucking bubble bath
#I want to climb that tiny little mountain of raw alpha male and yodel from its peak
#i want to climb all over that and rub
#i want to climb him like a tree#a short one#a decorative shrub
#You Goddam glorious shining hipster bastard
#oh god i want to fuck that sly little look off his face#oh sweet dark lord I want to fuck that
#i want to be fucked so hard by him i get friction burn on my ass
#the fact that i still want to be fucked so hard by him that i get friction burn
#i’m clenching so fucking hard my internal organs just shifted two centimeters to the left
Just a few of my Martin Freeman related tags…