Favorite exits from the Tardis
TARDIS: Sorry doctor you’re stuck with these teachers for the next three years
TARDIS: Also the chameleon circuit broke
TARDIS: A button got stuck so Susan’s going to stab you all until you fix it
TARDIS: I’ve conveniently landed where you’ll lose me have a nice time trying to find me again
TARDIS: Hey an alternate dimension filled with nightmares let’s go there
TARDIS: You know what’s better than Heathrow? Anything.
TARDIS: I was bored so I changed my entire interior layout
TARDIS: Also I deleted all the bedrooms
TARDIS: Hey I let the master in
TARDIS: Fuck you Charley
TARDIS: Oops I possessed your companion
TARDIS: I brought the other one back to life but now he can’t die
TARDIS: You know where you could have a great vacation? the planet of carnivorous wasp people.
Doctor:
TARDIS: love you
I got stopped by a random person at work today who asked where I got my Tardis mug from.
“Hello, I’ve never seen you before.”
“This form is new for me. What’re you called?”
“I’m Sexy. Do you have a name?”
“He…he calls me Baby.”
Sorry but there are no words for how much I want this ok thank
HUMAN!IMPALA HUMAN!TARDIS YES PLEASE