finalowen:

Eleven: “Yay, the Time Lords are back!”

One: “They put a burn order on me and I had to escape them.”

Two: “They wiped my companions’ memories. And killed me.”

Three: “They exiled me to Earth and made me go on missions for them.”

Four: “They framed me for murder, then made me president.”

Five: “They shot me, tried to wipe me from existence, then made me president.”

Six: “They took away my presidency and put me on trial with my evil self as the prosecutor… Then made me president.”

Seven: “They made me go and pick up the Master’s remains from bloody Skaro. Which got me killed.”

Eight: “Where do I even start? Rassilon is such a dick. I blew them up once, and you should have done it again.”

War: “Do you have any idea what they were planning to do to the universe?”

Nine: “…”

Ten: “Rassilon is such a dick.”

Eleven: “… So, blow them up again?”

 alljustletters:  #thank you #time lords are amazing for the plot and all but not for the doctor #not at all #my mind is in the gutter with gallifrey #can we also mention narvin trying to force the doc to start the time war?