Incomplete Data (or The Effect of Red Pants on One Sherlock Holmes) (1267 words) by janto321
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Red Pants, Red Pants Monday, Shower Sex, Top John, Bottom Sherlock, Dirty Talk, Anal Sex, Light Dom/sub, Dom John Watson
Summary:

Sherlock is quite surprised to realize what red pants do to him.

One of my red pants monday fics. And I’m grateful to thescienceofjohnlock for encouraging me and telling me that fic totally counts for red pants monday.

I was tagged by the gorgeous ideophobic ! Thank you!

RULES:

  • Always post the rules
  • Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones
  • Tag 11 people and link them to the post

  • Actually tell them you tagged them

1. If you could have any pet (alive or extinct) what would it be and why?

I’d be perfectly happy with an old cat that likes to laze around and snuggle.

2. What is the most awkward situation you’ve ever been in?

My sharpest memory of embarsement is when I five and doing ballet (and not well) and I looked up to realize I was completly on the wrong part of the stage and had missed wher I was supposed to be.

3. You walk down a street and you see three stores, but you can only go in one. Which would you pick, the mega store (Wal-Mart, Target, ect), the boutique, or the antique store?

Antique store. Never know what you might find.

4. In a perfect world with no racism or sexism, which era in human history would you pick to live in?

I’d pick sometime in the future, hopefully it’s better than now.

5. If you had the choice, which celebrity would you want to be adopted by?

John Barrowman. He loves sharing with his family and they always have fun.

6. Would you ever consider studying abroad? If so, where?

I’d love to spend time in Europe. The UK for sure.

7. The most perfect and interesting novel ever written, along with the greatest series of comics ever penned, and the most amazing movie ever created sit in front of you – but you can only choose one without knowing what any of them are about and may never look at the others again. Which would you choose?

I think I’d have to choose the novel.

8. You have the chance to see the love of your life and watch their whole life like a movie – would you?

Sounds interesting, sure.

9. Which would you prefer: absolute silence while you sleep, white noise, or something else?

White noise. I used to prefer silence but hubby got me used to the white noise.

10. What was your greatest fear as a child?

Always been scared of fire. Rejection, probably

11. What does your dream home look like?

I’d like to live in a dome home again.

My eleven:

  1. If you could only watch one episode of your favorite show, what would it be?
  2. What did you want to be when you grew up (when you were a child)?
  3. What movie do you watch when  you’re sad?
  4. A song you love to sing along to?
  5. Would you rather take a trip around the world for a year or ten minutes in outer space?
  6. The last book that you read?
  7. Quick what’s in your tabs?
  8. A fanfiction i should read?
  9. Take a screenshot of your desktop.
  10. Favorite quote from a TV show?
  11. A random fact about yourself?

thescienceofjohnlock wanted some top!Sherlock, so here’s a little pwp:

What John Didn’t Know He Wanted – Sherlock and John have been sleeping together a few weeks. This time Sherlock takes control.

teaser below the cut

John panted, out of breath and near giggling as they came back into the flat. “Ridiculous,” he grinned, straightening to look at Sherlock.

For his part Sherlock was looking at him with naked lust. A shiver spiked down John’s back as he met his eyes and licked his lips. Sherlock moved first, cradling his head as he crushed his lips, need broadcasting down tongue and fingers straight to John’s cock. He moaned, surprised by the aggressiveness. He fisted Sherlock’s coat, yanking him closer.

Then Sherlock was pulling him down the hall, clothes falling in a trail behind them until they stood nude in Sherlock’s room. Sherlock pushed John onto the bed. Panic spiked down John’s back for just a few heartbeats as he looked up into Sherlock’s hungry eyes. They hadn’t done it this way before, but he found his cock twitching at the idea of his lover filling him over and over again. And clearly Sherlock wanted to try things this way for once.

“You want me,” John swallowed and smiled with come hither eyes, scooting back on the bed to grasp the headboard with both hands, tongue darting out again to wet his lips.

Sunday Six

Six sentences of a fic I’m working. I’m writing something for red pants Monday right now:

“This is utterly ridiculous,” said John, staring at himself in the mirror. The lacy red panties cupped his arse as the high cut accentuated his hips.

“It’s for a case,” called Sherlock from the next room. With a sigh John picked up the matching red bra and got it on. He tugged the dress over his head and went back to the mirror, uncertain as he settled the blonde wig on his head.

….yes I am writing cross dressing johnlock, why do you ask?