It Knows the Power It Wields
The Thanksgiving Obstacle Course
by Thomas Sanders
Thomas: Okay, Thanksgiving, you can do this.
Man: How’s school, champ?
Thomas: Ohhh!
Woman: Do you have a girlfriend?
Thomas: Byeee!
Aunt Patty: Let’s talk politics!
Thomas: Be GONE, Aunt Patty!
Those Plastic Cases…
(W/ Dom Gold)
i can’t describe how relatable this is
A masterpiece
Seasonal Fashion
Thomas: In the winter, I like to dress in a cozy black jacket, shirt, and jeans
Thomas: In the summer I wear…
Thomas: The same thing ‘cuz I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer
Only I Am Allowed To Do That
Guy with hat: Check it out!
Thomas: That is the most ridiculous hat I’ve ever seen! (laughter)
Guy walking by: (sarcastically) Nice hat!
Thomas: (angrily) Hey, that is my best friend and that hat is awesome!
Hat guy’s little precious smile when Thomas is defending him makes the entire Vine.
Gotta Catch ‘Em All
oH MY GOD DUDE
Saying Hey to Leslie Odom, Jr.
by Thomas Sanders
GOD. WHAT!
Thomas: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?
Leslie Odom Jr: That depends, who’s asking?
Thomas: Okay, you don’t have to be rude, I’m just a big fan. Sorry!
IM SCR E AN UNBGGWRGEG RW
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMG
in-love-with-fictional-people:
That Was Fast… by Thomas Sanders
I feel this on a spiritual level
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH