HE LOOKS LIKE A LIL LOSER KID WITH NO FRIENDS EATING LUNCH BY HIMSELF THAT SEES BULLIES SIZING HIM UP
So I made my mom (who has never read any Tolkien and doesn’t like any kind of fantasy) watch An Unexpected Journey with me and literally the first thing out of her mouth when she saw Thorin was “he has no right to be that attractive”
My work here is done
Watching the new Hobbit trailer all I could think was “I guess Thorin forgot that his nephews have free will and stuff.”
