out of context this looks like they just knocked out Gandalf with a frying pan
stills from the movie i wish i could have watched
#their children’s leashes get tangled together#uptight corporate Boss Elf thranduil has to care for bard’s three rambunctious hippie kidlets#gruff granola freelance archer BARD has to take care of weird nerd LEGOLAS who just keeps pointing stuff out all the time#”pigeons.” yes. pigeons. ”a license plate from maryland.” that’s right legolas.#subplot involving somebody trying to crowd thranduil out of the BIG PROMOTION#thranduil wears shoulder pads#they slowly come 2 respect each other’s parenting skills#bard gives an impassioned speech when CHILD SHENANIGANS make thranduil late for the BIG PRESENTATION#”you know what? thranduil worked his ASS off for this. he is so passionate. so intelligent. so committed to his work.”#”and he was late….because he stopped to put a band-aid on a little girl’s knee.”#”maybe you don’t appreciate that here at Corporate Party Elf Inc. But I do.”#eye contact across the room.#thranduil stands trembling in his stylish yet ambitious pantsuit.#”i do.” bard repeats in a husky whisper (via sashayed)
DID NO ONE NOTICE THAT THE ELK IS ONE OF THRANDUIL’S CHILDREN?
