comcastkills:

targuzzler:

comcastkills:

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

sherlock: you’re looking for a man, military experience, high morals, nerves of steel,
lestrade: sherlock this is a police report not ur tinder profile