“As many people before me have noticed, he’s much skinnier in real life than he looks onscreen. The first impression is almost one of slightness, in spite of his leggy height. The second thing you notice is that HOLY MOTHER HE IS WAY MORE HANDSOME THAN I WAS PREPARED FOR. Screens can’t do it justice, folks. They just can’t. He. Is. Beautiful. The third thing you notice is that he’s nice. He’s really nice. Like it comes off of him in waves even when you can’t hear what he’s saying to anybody.”