what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT
torchwood AU: it’s 2016. everyone’s still alive. and owen harper keeps playing Pokemon GO every time they go out of the hub.
“owen, come help us with this weevil!”
“fuck off i gotta catch this pidgey”tosh hacks the algorithm so all owen gets for a day are zubats
Owen names the Pokemon controlling the nearest gym to Roald Dahl Plas “Torchwood”. Of course.
Torchwood is the king of slow burns.
I mean we’re still getting canon updates for series 1 ten years later.
