torchwood AU: it’s 2016. everyone’s still alive. and owen harper keeps playing Pokemon GO every time they go out of the hub.
“owen, come help us with this weevil!”
“fuck off i gotta catch this pidgey”tosh hacks the algorithm so all owen gets for a day are zubats
owen shows his love for tosh in alternate ways like “touch her again and I’ll kill you”
Jack: You want to tell me what that was all about?
Ianto: I don’t think I know. I don’t… I’m broken and I just have to deal with it.
Jack: Ianto, we’re all broken. Every single person on this planet is broken. We’re all just dealing with it.
Ianto: You’re not, though, are you?
Jack: What?
Ianto: The way you are, Jack. Do you feel… anything?
Jack: Do you really think I don’t?
Ianto: But you’re so… bloody… cocky!
Jack: Ahaha. Yeah. And you wear a suit and don’t think I don’t know why? You don’t need a suit to make coffee!
i loved all janto getting together headcanons btw the ONLY one im glad is finally proven wrong is the one that after killing suzie was their first time, and that is bc what kind of person lets someone else put a stopwatch in their ass for their FIRST TIME
[Jack, to Agnes:] ‘I guess I’m just looking for a home.’
‘And is Torchwood really your home?’
Jack shrugged. ‘Sometimes, I think so. Sometimes not. And then I’ll go travelling for a bit. Or do something totally different. I had a brief spell in life insurance. Yeah, I know. Didn’t last long. Then there was the burger bar on Bondi Beach. That was fun. But I always come back to Torchwood.’
Risk Assessment (by James Goss)
[…. I’m not crying you’re crying.
And laughing, too.
And demanding fanfic!!]