[Agnes, to Ianto:] ‘I was wondering if we could have a word.’
‘Oh’, said Ianto, suddenly fearful again. ‘Is it about the tea? I’ve been wondering if I should switch brands…’
‘No no’, said Agnes, waving a hand. ’[…] I wished to have a word with you… about Jack. About… you and Jack.’
Ianto made a tiny, awkward noise.
Agnes leant forward, smiling. ‘Am I correct in understanding that there is an intimacy between the two of you?’
Ianto nodded, looking as if he’d like to hide under a rock.

Risk Assessment (by James Goss)

[nooooo my little DARLING!!! … XDXDXD]

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Random Ianto-related Quote #141

fycariad:

GWEN: Oh come on, Grandma, move it!

JACK: Gwen, I believe Grandma is going the speed limit.

GWEN: We’re hurtling down the M Four, chasing aliens bent on destroying our little planet because of you, Jack. Ianto, back me up here.

IANTO: You were only supposed to infiltrate the alien casino and then get out.

GWEN: Not take them for all their money.

JACK: No excuses for yelling at Grandma.

IANTO: Says the oldest man on the planet.

JACK: Hey.

– Torchwood radio play 2×02 “The Lost Files: Submission”