emilyjanesturgess:

I love how internet best friends show each other how much they love each other by dedicating fan fiction to one other It’s like “Hey, You’re a fantastic bestfriend, Here’s two guys fucking in a kitchen”

me: should i read this fanfic?
brain: no
homework: no
sleep: no
universe: no
everyone: no
me: so um i’m gonna read this fanfic

chuuface:

petition to stop plucking girls’ eyebrows in post apocalyptic movies

men don’t even shave their fucking faces or wash anymore and girls still gotta put on makeup and curl their hair and smell nice fucking fuck that shit

thegreatgherkin87:

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

I went for the fucking tree bitch

lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good