hipstersandcomics:

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

The Doctor and his Gallifrey

9th Doctor: It was a beautiful place, Rose. We were the best planet ever. I’m so devastated all that greatness is gone now.
10th doctor: Meh, okay, we had some effed up initiation rituals that drove the Master insane, but other than that, it was a beautiful, wonderful place.
10th doctor a little later: Okay, FINE. They got corrupt and Rassilon was a dick. (but at one point it was great)
11th doctor: OKAY OKAY OKAY. They were all always corrupt assholes. But they’re my people and I wanna go home.
12th doctor: Ya’ll are a bunch of dicks. Now I remember why I wanted to leave in the first place. DOCTOR OUT.

elemental-witch:

smelly-grl:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

soloontherocks:

petrolgirls:

apple-pie-thighs:

deerhoof:

madamevengeance:

weirdcreep:

TRUTH!

THIS OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
CAN I REITERATE…THIS

this is so incredible

TRUTH!!!!

this woman speaks all the truth about hardcore! 

this applies to literally every area of knowledge

hell, she’s talking about music and I’m over here like “when did she meet every male scifi nerd on the planet”

@one-determined-flash this is the video i took my sound clip from!!!!!!!!!!!

the end is the best tbh

‘You don’t only not know about it, you’re disinterested in it. You think it doesn’t exist, you don’t think it’s real knowledge. Because it’s women. Women aren’t real knowledge.’

❤️❤️❤️ HER!! 💯💯💯

Harry Potter: male lead
Lord of the Rings: male lead
The Hobbit: male lead
Star Trek: male lead
Every single Marvel movie ever made: male lead
95% of DC movies: male lead
60% of Disney movies: male lead
Star Wars original movies: male lead
Star Wars prequels: male lead
Star Wars new movies: female lead
Pathetic men on youtube comment section: why all this movies with female lead characters this is so unfair

Other networks: so…you….just…put LGBTQ+ characters in your shows…without making fun of them or queerbaiting??
Netflix: What, like it’s hard?

dozmuffinxc:

Hamlet is a polyamous bisexual, Horatio is a demiromantic ace, and Laertes is gay and you’ll never convince me I’m wrong.