Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!
tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*
Me:
Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:
In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.
And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.
You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve
Chaotic good
you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all
Managing to fit any awkward silence into 6 seconds is a talent unto itself
I know I’m late to the party but here are my favorite vines 😀
Those Plastic Cases… 🙃 (W/ Dom Gold)
i can’t describe how relatable this is
A masterpiece
Person 1: How did you take down Captain America?
“Sassy Nazi”: We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idio—
Seasonal Fashion 🍂
Thomas: In the winter, I like to dress in a cozy black jacket, shirt, and jeans
Thomas: In the summer I wear…
Thomas: The same thing ‘cuz I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer