Now I’m giggling and thinking of how each of the Avengers would deal with some creeper in a bar bothering a woman.
Steve would get right up in the dude’s face, at first trying to take the nice “leave the lady alone” route, but having NO problem getting physical if the guy doesn’t back off.
Bruce would calmly approach and invite her to come sit with him and the others until the creeper left.
Natasha wouldn’t even say anything. She would just walk up, slam the guy’s head down onto the bar once, and stare him down until he left.
Tony would stand right in the middle of the two and start talking the guy to death so the girl could make her escape.
Thor would pontificate about honor until the dude gives up.
Clint would start aggressively hitting on the guy. When the guy gets freaked out, he would shout “SEE HOW THAT FEELS?” at him.
what about the others? cause
sam would probably place himself in the middle of them both, ask himself a drink & start talking about his day while making hand motions for the girl to leave
bucky would probably just spin the guy around on his spot & growl at his face until he leaves crying
rhodey would slowly walk up to them & whisper in detail at the guys ear how he’s gonna search him up & have him get banned from all the nearby bars until he takes Sam’s ‘How Not To Be A Jerk’ 101 online class
darcy would probably crash & pretend like the girl’s her bestest friend & start ranting abot jane’s amazing boyfriend until the guy feels ignored af
peggy would just stab a fork on his hand cause peggy has no chill for creeper men
sharon would probably come by & snatch the guy up making him believe shes all up for him & when theyre outside shes gonna hand him his ass
& fury would just look at him up & go “u need to go motherfucker”
Perfectionheadcanon accepted
I love headcanons like this.
The Problem With The Big Bang Theory…
I’ve been meaning to post something about The Big Bang Theory for a while now but it’s taken me ‘till now to really understand what it is about the show that makes me uncomfortable. I’m not exactly a believer in the whole “only write about the things you like, don’t trash the things you don’t” trend which seems to be plaguing comments sections in negative articles lately, but I wanted to be able to really examine why I don’t like TBBT rather than just slagging it off. My main questions being – Why don’t I like this anymore? Why do I feel uncomfortable watching it? And why do I get so annoyed when I see people sing its praises online? The thing which really sparked this post was seeing a raft of comments on Facebook, below the last round of voting in Television Without Pity’s Tubey Awards, claiming The Big Bang Theory to be “the best comedy on TV”. This made me angry so instead of posting an impulsive comment calling out their bad taste which I’d probably regret later, I decided to really analyse why seeing comments like that made me so mad when previously, although I didn’t really love the show, I’d never considered myself as disliking The Big Bang Theory.
Hell, I even have season one on dvd, it’s sitting right between Battlestar Galactica and Bored To Death in my alphabetised collection.
And here, I think, is where my problem with The Big Bang Theory lies…