legit the only way I’ll be happy with clint and natasha in cacw is if they just… pretend to fight. like everyone’s fighting to the death around them and there’s clint and tasha in the corner busting out a gymnastic routine with fake punches and kicks that only graze, pouring out the theatrics, w/ clint falling to the ground like ‘Ahhh! She got me! This is the end!’ and a beyond-frustrated and bloody Steve yelling, mid-fight, ‘Clint! Fucking focus or go home!!’
Imagine civil war, but the whole movie is narrated by deadpool
More like please give me every single Marvel movie with a special Deadpool Commentary track on each release.
As a fellow Canadian, I feel that I can speak for Ryan Reynolds and say that he is completely on board with this.
why is it that in all pre-serum steve/bucky fics, they’re terrified of being associated with the “sissies,” and the “fairies.” i have read the sentence “i ain’t no fairy” in like four fics minimum.
u know what would be cuter? bucky and steve being connected to the community. going to gay bathhouses and bars. i want them to be friends with lesbians like sandy kern. i want them going to drag balls in greenwich village and harlem. i want them running from police raids. bucky tearing steve away from a fight because the last thing he needs is for his boyfriend to get arrested for sodomy.
when they’re overseas i want the howling commandos to know and not give a fuck. i want peggy to know. i want steve contemplating the idea of bisexuality before he even knows the word. i want him to rub shoulders with queer heroes like helen harder.
why is it that in every fic ever steve wakes up in 2012 and he’s like “whoa look at these lgbt communities i’ve never heard of such a thing” when he could be like “hell yeaH hell fucking YEAH let me tell you a story of this one time a cop tried to beat the shit out of me in 1939 and a drag queen saved my ass before bucky even could”
doesn’t he move right from a historically gay neighborhood in NY to a historically gay neighborhood in DC
steve rogers knows what he’s about
#captain america what do you think of gay marriage#well
ma’am you guys have been to the GODDAMN MOON WHY IS THE NOTION OF TWO
PEOPLE THAT LOVE EACH OTHER SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERST–#we are having technical difficulties please stand byI want this.
if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera